The Cheeky Times

  • You Guys Asked for Something Bigger

    You Guys Asked for Something Bigger

    No, you’re not dreaming and we aren't joking.  This life size, 20-pound butt of solid milk chocolate goodness is every salad tossers dream come true! Comes with a custom note, just leave a message for us with your order.  Gluten...

  • How to Eat Ass: Toss That Salad Like A Boss

    How to Eat Ass: Toss That Salad Like A Boss

    Getting a little tired of the old routine? Well, it’s time to get a little cheeky. What I mean is, it’s time to learn how to eat ass. Because… yummy! Okay, maybe not to everyone – at least not at...

  • You Can Now Anonymously Send Your Enemies A Box of Edible Butts

    You Can Now Anonymously Send Your Enemies A Box of Edible Butts

    You Can Now Anonymously Send Your Enemies A Box of Butts Have you ever wanted to send a gag gift to a good friend, without them knowing it was you? Or perhaps your plan is to send a snarky and inappropriate prank...

  • I've finally DONE IT!

    I've finally DONE IT!

    After years and years of hard, time consuming, scientific research I've finally done it! I've finally developed the perfect mix of taste, texture, and consistency that evade the GOD of gummies "Haribo" to this day (those fools should've never fired...