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You Guys Asked for Something Bigger

No, you’re not dreaming and we aren't joking.  This life size, 20-pound butt of solid milk chocolate goodness is every salad tossers dream come true! Comes with a custom note, just leave a message for us with your order.  Gluten Free, and made from Peruvian cacao beans, this twenty pound chocolate butt is the perfect gift for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party.  Shipped anonymously of course.  

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How to Eat Ass: Toss That Salad Like A Boss

Getting a little tired of the old routine? Well, it’s time to get a little cheeky. What I mean is, it’s time to learn how to eat ass. Because… yummy! Okay, maybe not to everyone – at least not at first. But you don’t know what you’re missing until you try it. Trust me. So, don’t go grossing out on me just yet. I have your guide here on how to eat ass. #1 Do it if you want to. If you’re curious about rimming, then you should explore the idea of it and give it a try. But really, if you’re not into it, don’t do it. You won’t have an enjoyable experience if you’re not into it. Like who...

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You Can Now Anonymously Send Your Enemies A Box of Edible Butts

You Can Now Anonymously Send Your Enemies A Box of Butts Have you ever wanted to send a gag gift to a good friend, without them knowing it was you? Or perhaps your plan is to send a snarky and inappropriate prank to someone you don’t like as much. Now you can literally send that person a Box of Butts by mail, thanks to an ingenious new startup company’s website. And by bag of dicks, I mean an actual baggie of delectable, colorful dick-shaped candies. Whether you choose to use this knowledge for good or evil is entirely up to you. ORDER HERE The Cheeks When you get your order from Cheeksbymail.com, you might be a little confused. But then you’ll immediately start laughing when you...

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I've finally DONE IT!

After years and years of hard, time consuming, scientific research I've finally done it! I've finally developed the perfect mix of taste, texture, and consistency that evade the GOD of gummies "Haribo" to this day (those fools should've never fired me)!  Introducing the V1 Butt-Cheek Gummy. Guaranteed to have even the most stubborn of your friends tossing salad (they claim they don't but we know, we all know).

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