Choose Your Product (From Butts - Nuts we've got it all)
Add any custom message you'd like to your order. (Nothings off limits)
Sit back and relax while we hand-craft your balls.
Live Chat Hours
Our live chat is availiable Monday - Saturday from the hours of 8am-6pm est. If you have any urgent matters please contact us by email detailing your emergency at firstname.lastname@example.org
Replacements and Returns
If your product arrives melted please contact us and we'll set up a replacement shipment asap.
Please Be Respectful
We make these items to provide laughs not to harass individuals. If you're ordering with the intent to harass please don't order at all.
Chocolate and Nut Allergy Warning
Our chocolate may contain trace amounts of nuts so if you or the recipient you're sending a product to have any sort of nut allergy please take this into account.