· By Commander In Cheek
I've finally DONE IT!
After years and years of hard, time consuming, scientific research I've finally done it! I've finally developed the perfect mix of taste, texture, and consistency that evade the GOD of gummies "Haribo" to this day (those fools should've never fired me)!
Introducing the V1 Butt-Cheek Gummy. Guaranteed to have even the most stubborn of your friends tossing salad (they claim they don't but we know, we all know).