Chocolate Nutsacks

Who needs pills when you've got nuts?

Ship a friend or family member one of our ball-sack prescriptions today.

Each order comes with a custom handwritten prescription card, ten nutsacks, and a pharmacy bag.

To fill in the prescription note - leave us a Name, Age, and the Message you'd like to the prescription in the "Custom Note" box.

Made from Peruvian cacao beans, each order includes 10 hand-crafted ball-sacks, perfect for your next practical joke, Valentines Day gift, or adult party. 

Shipped anonymously of course.

**If your state is facing 100 degree weather please order at a later date**

*THESE ARE NOT AUTHENTIC PRESCRIPTION NOTES OR BAGS*

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of butts, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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