Chocolate Nutsacks

$24.99

Prescribe these nuts today.

To fill in the prescription note - leave us a Name, Age, and the Message you'd like on the note in the "Note to Seller" section of your cart.

Made from Peruvian cacao beans, each order includes 10 hand-crafted ball-sacks, perfect for your next practical joke, Valentines Day gift, or adult party.

Shipped anonymously of course.

**If your state is facing 100 degree weather please order at a later date**

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of butts, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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Jennifer M.

This was a hilarious gift that was well received! The fast shipping made it arive on time too!

Jasmine E.

Hilarious gift was not disappointed even came with a hand written card

Jennifer G.

These were an anonymous gift for my best friend. She LOVED them and laughed her ass off when they showed up. She said they were good, although her husband refused to try them ‍♀️ 10/10 would buy again.

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Lori D.

This was a hilarious gift for a friend that made their day. Delivery was great and the product fantastic.

Patsy R.

Customer service as helpful after a couple emails

Vanessa F.

It was cute! Kind of a small package of chocolate, but still a pretty great gag gift.

Customer

Bought as a gift for friends, they laughed quite a bit! Customer service was also stellar and answered all my inquiries. Many thanks!

Reid F.

Great customer service. Hilarious effect. To quote the guy who received these, “man, I hate to admit it but I’m going to have to safe some of your nuts so my wife can try some”. Keep up the good work.

Roger B.

Awesome gift and the chocolate is delicious! Definitely brought a lot of laughs!!

Emma M.

This was such a cute and fun idea- I sent some to my boyfriend and he thought it was hilarious (and yummy, too!)

Alex W.

Fuckin loved it even came with a prescription notes lmao

James K.

My friend loved shoving the chocolate nutsacks in his mouth. It was a great birthday present and a size he was probably used to. My only suggestion is having an option for one giant chocolate nutsack. For example, like the Thickness, but instead of a giant ass, make it a giant wrinkled nutsack.

smith k.

Such a great gift!!

Jenee P.

Surprisingly great customer service! Thank you alex

Thomas B.

They even vacuum seal the chocolate nuts in a cute little bag

Jamey D.

Great customer service thank you alex!

Jackson H.

Took a little longer to be delivered than expected but loved it

Zina L.

Some pieces came a little melted but other than that i enjoyed them, will order agin!

Jasmine

Made my brother very happy thanks for the laughs.

Alyssa

Chocolate salty balls lol