This bag of gummy cheeks is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or enemies to 'EAT MY A**'. Sent anonymously with a stock message, this product will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake.
A tasty gift? or just a funny reminder that someone should eat your cheeks; leave the recipient guessing!
IMPORTANT:Make sure you put the recipient's nameandaddressin the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of butts, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
The product was fine. I was just sent the wrong one. I ordered the berry pack because i needed shades of red. I got a random pack that had more colors.
My bf thought it was a hilarious part of an anniversary gift. Definitely added the funny factor I was going for.
My shipment has not arrived and was expected yesterday. Still stuck across the country in transit...
When you have the opportunity to send someone a box of ass, you don't pass it up. I think I have found my new quarantine gift to everyone I know.
My friends were delighted by this cheeky surprise
This was a gag gift for my 18 y o son who likes to say that anything he hates "tastes like a**" so I couldn't resist. He obviously liked it as I think he ate them all in one day.
Easy. Great gag gift. My recipient loved it!
Really funny and great tasting
Super fun idea! My fiancé loved them.
Was exactly what we needed for a gag gift! Thanks!
Hilarious! Perfect gift
Absolutely loved. Sent to my fiancé before his last college finals so he could get the “ass eatin” out of the way. Such an awesome gift. Super funny to receive and everyone said it was the most delicious “ass chewin” they’ve ever had.
My friend's favorite thing to say is "Suck my ass" and many colorful variations I can't wait to throw these at him the next he claims he's here to eat ass and smoke grass and he's all out of grass.
(They taste good and look hilarious thank you )
I saw this on an Instagram add and looked it up. My friend lives in Hawaii and she was having a bad week and felt she needed a smile! I send her stuff all the time from back home and she thought I bought her blush and makeup. Hence the name cheeks! It definitely made her LMAO! It was a success!
My friend really got a laugh from this.
This was one of the funniest pranks I could’ve ever done. The anonymous part is the best part!!! My friend was calling everyone and their mothers trying to figure out who sent her some ass cheeks. I was crying of laughter when she received them and heard other stories of people she questioned. I’m definitely going to be buying some more ass to send! Awesome job guys!
Perfect reaction! I sent these to make a friend laugh as sort of a running inside joke. His reaction was exactly what I wanted. No idea how they taste as he has not expressed if he likes them or not but it was a perfect way to brighten his day.
My friend thought this was the funniest thing ever, but guessed it was from me! I would have rather guess forever! :P
My better half was on a business trip in SF for a while - I couldn't think of a better opportunity to try out this newly found service! I told her that she should expect a delivery, and also that it was top secret what the package contained. Sure enough she got really excited and I'm happy to say that upon opening the packet, she did burst out in laughter and also enjoyed the contents that she also shared with her colleagues! Thank you very much for this fun little surprise! :D
Hilarious product but tasty too!
This isn't a review. If I send a mold of my wife's butt, can you gummify?
I sent them to my brother he was utterly confused it was hilarious
They don’t taste the best but the comedic element more than makes up for it. Best surprise to get in the mail!
super yummy and funny!
They were very good! And all my family and friends thought is was so funny!
While I am unsure of my dad's opinions on eating ass, I do know he is a fan of gummy candy and of pranks. So naturally, Cheeks By Mail was the perfect choice for a 60th birthday gift. He was surprised by the shipment and enjoyed chewing on some fruity cheeks. I tried a few as well, and they really are tasty! Great flavors and nice ingredients. These booties taste far better than traditional gummy candies, and actual ass, if I do say so myself. Thanks!
I loved the reaction of my friend when he saw the gummies, thank you sm!
I actually sent them to a friend and she LOVED them! These buttcheeks are a hilarious and fun surprise!
What a truly delightful experience to get to send a friend edible butts!
Super funny !!!! Well worth the laughs. Except they taste and smell terrible. But it was the humor we were going for not the taste !!! Thank you!
Bought these for a friend and didn’t tell her, it was pretty funny to see her freak out.
good thing these are ass shaped, cause I laughed mine off
ok all bad puns aside, I anonymously sent some to my friends’ dorm and seeing them post their reactions on snapchat was totally worth the price. Plus these things tase good, so I guess if you’re going to eat ass, this is the place
I bought them for my friends birthday, she loves them! They really look like butts and it makes you laugh
My boss is obsessed with gummies and I'm obsessed with butts, so this perfectly married our two passions! Direct quote from my boss ""Those butts really do taste good" a phrase that's been repeated in my apartment waaaay to many times tonight, errr really, ever. lol" Thanks for these dope ass gummy buns!
The Person I sent them to really liked them. He said they had a “really strong flavour” 10/10
They looked just like asses! (And vaginas)
The gummies had an awesome flavour, tasted like Haribo gummy bears, only more flavourful. Definitely worth the money and wait 10/10
i got these gummies just as a gag for my friends but we were all SO pleasantly surprised by how AMAZING they taste! these gummies are so addicting that i might just start buying them to snack on!
He loved them and was so grateful
So I sent it anonymously to my boyfriend's house and it was totally hilarious. His parents opened it up with him and his parents checked his debit card history. And they think is was a gag gift from one of his friends. Though I'm a little mad because his parents wouldn't let him eat them and just threw them away. They were grossed out. He still didnt know it was me and I dont think I'm going to tell him anytime soon. But it was totally worth it. Thank you so much for opening a online store for this purpose.
Didnt even know this shit existed, was getting tired of being sent dicks.
My gummies unfortunately melted, let Papa Cheeks know and he sent a replacement with priority shipping completely free. Love you Papa!!
I don't know who sent me these but please tell them to stop. 10/10 ass candy btw
Had the entire office cracking up
Got here quickly and loved the sweet treats! Would absolutely order again!
What an awesome company! It's rare that you get a business that not only listens to its customers, but puts their ideas into action! Plus, how can you go wrong with gummy butts? You can't.
I got them for my boyfriend for Valentine's Day and he loved them! He says they were "tasty and funny"!
I've never had so much ASS in my hand before!!!
HUGE and tasty
My hand can barely hold this butt
Sent these to my husband
He's still eating it in bed :)
I tried to eat it all at once...
Didn't turn out to well...