The Schlong - A Giant 11 Inch Chocolate Dick
The Schlong - A Giant 11 Inch Chocolate Dick
The Schlong - A Giant 11 Inch Chocolate Dick

The Schlong - A Giant 11 Inch Chocolate Dick

Regular price $45.99

Meet The Schlong, the only chocolate dick you need for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or gag gifts!

Comes with a "Suck These Nuts" ribbon and a custom note. (Leave note in the "Custom Note" box.

 Gluten Free, and made from Peruvian cacao beans, this two pound chocolate dick is the perfect gift for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party. 

Each chocolate dick weighs 2.5 pounds apiece and are 11 inches long.

Shipped anonymously of course.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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