· By Commander In Cheek
Under New Management
Dear Ass Eaters,
We are excited to announce that Cheeks By Mail is under new management! Our team is dedicated to providing you with the highest quality chocolate/gummy sex candy, and we are committed to making your experience with us a hilarious one.
Thank you for your continued support, and we look forward to serving you under our new management.
Sincerely, Cheeks Staff